A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an
inflamed appendix.  The doctors operated and advised him that all was
well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
in his crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him
about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough
so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly
across his pubic hair was three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind
that doesn't come off easily . Written in large black letters was the
sentence.

"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."